The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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