ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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