i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
