let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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