It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You work out of a Hotel?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize