she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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