Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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