Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
