is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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