Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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