Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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