U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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