You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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