I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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