this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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