I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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