Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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