he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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