Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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