okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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