i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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