We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
