it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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