I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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