DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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