In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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