So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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