Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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