it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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