Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
