I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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