Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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