There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
