I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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