i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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