When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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