She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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