I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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