It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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