what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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