I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
