32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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