return my video game
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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