Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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