love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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