party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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