I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i came on her dog
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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