So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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