Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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