Non-Jews are for practice
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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