that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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