We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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