Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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