The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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