she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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