Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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