Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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